The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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