drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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