i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Actions speak louder than pants.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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