get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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