I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
North Korea, Best Korea!
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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