im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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