I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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