Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
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