I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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