He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
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