I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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