Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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