Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
be right there i have to get my cape
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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