I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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