i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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