Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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