nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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