would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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