38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
The ass gains better be worth it
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