I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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