What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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