I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
did you just send me my own nude
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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