Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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