You work out of a Hotel?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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