Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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