how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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