You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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