somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
