just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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