lets start a swedish sibling band together
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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