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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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