What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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