I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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