we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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