If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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