I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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