Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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