I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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