Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Randomize
