it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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