Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
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