wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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