come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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