shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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