WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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