ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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