If i come over, it means nothing
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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