We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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