So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
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