Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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