Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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