How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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